4.03.2006

It's Raining Men...Or Boys?

Every so often, something comes along on the internet that not only shocks you, but puts you in such an awe that you must share it with everyone. For me it started with tubgirl, progressed to "lightning bolt!", from there it went to Whistle Tips (sorry for the ebaum's link) and just recently was centered around the "lep ra con."

But something great has surfaced yet again, but this time in the form of a 13yr old boy named "Bill." I put quotations around his name because I am hoping that his father must have some respect for his son to make the executive decision to not use his real name while he sings "It's Raining Men" on national television. The video is obviously foreign, and if any Ghost Sandwich Adventure Clubber can figure out where from, they will be rewarded with 1,000 spooky bucks that can be exchanged for fright meats at the spooky deli.

Oh, and lastly, this video is 10 TIMES better to watch if you know that I am a raging homophobe.

Make sure you listen to him say "God bless mother nature!" after the first hook.

Oh, and tubgirl is nsfw, but if you didn't know that by now you should get off the internet.

26 Comments:

Anonymous Jason said...

I am gonna have to say that the video is from Germany?

DAMN RIGHT! GOD BLESS MUTHA-NATURE!

seriously if you live in oregon you can't be a homophobe or a raging one for that matter. i should know. nothing like Methford.

1:34 PM  
Blogger Cutetexun said...

Dear God.

3:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Seriously, like the other guy said if you live in Oregon you should not be surprised by this. I live in Texas, but grew up in Beaverton and consider myself fairly liberal, and if this scares you then never blindly agree to go to a show at Darcelle's with your girlfriend like I once did.

10:20 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

BTW dude your linked on college humor.

10:20 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh my god. And he's only thirteen. Someone is going to grow up to have parent issues...

10:50 PM  
Blogger Captain_Foamy said...

When I fucked this kid I just got hungry!

Captain Foamy's Comedy Utopia

10:59 PM  
Anonymous bertman said...

What could his parents have been thinking? And besides that, there's must be groups of kids waiting every day to beat this kid up (or he gets a pass for just being too easy a target, which seems unlikely knowing how cruel kids can be). But really, good lord allmighty.

11:48 PM  
Anonymous jarvis said...

it is from germany,its a german tv channel and the writing at the start is in german(i know cuz i live in germany now)

11:54 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yep, definitely Germany. "Bill 13 Jahre" is "Bill 13 Years (Old)". Leave it to the Germans to do something like this.

1:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's getting worse: Bill (not a very common German name) seems to be Bill, the lead singer of German teen pop miracle "Tokio Hotel" (several no.1 hits in Germany; not known elsewhere). If you liked the clip you'll love Tokio Hotel's website at Universal Records:
http://tokiohotel.universal-pop.de/index2.php

3:29 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Man,Natilie Portman looks like shit!

6:53 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Since I am from Germany I know this boy pretty well. I think there is actually not one German teenager who doesn't.
And there are two kind of people. Little girls not older than fifteen who think Bill is the "Moooooost cuuute" Guy on Earth :puke:
http://www.mz-web.de/ks/images/mdsBild/1142422005719l.jpg

And normal people like you and me who want to beat this guy up, just becaus he looks so fucking gay.
Actually this hairstyle is his old one. He changed it and now you might say he really is cute.
http://www.laut.de/wortlaut/artists/t/tokio_hotel/fotogalerie/index.htm
(GALERIE #1)
...
In case you don't know that he is male. But that is still doubted by most people.

7:06 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The tubgirl pic literally made me lose my lunch. Warn us next time PLEASE!!! Grossest thing ever.

10:29 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It is from Germany, when it says his name it says "Bill13 Jahre" it's Bill 13 years. Also he says Veile Dank or much thanks when translated from German.

11:43 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anyone can see that Bill is a female with maybe male features.
Look real closely at her chest and one can see the image of breasts bulges on her shirt. Of course maybe if it is a he, hormone injections are being taken.

11:45 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bill is definitely aiming to reconstruct those same homosexual ideals held close by his fellow countrymen sixty-five years previous (AKA the Nazis). It's a government campaign to reestablish the 3rd Reich.

1:30 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I couldnt stop laughing.
At all.

I hope that kid grow's up, becomes a major political figure where ever he lives and the candidate for his opposing party gets a hold of this tape and airs him out.

I'd love that like McAdams loves Gosling.

1:51 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

MAYBE "BILL" IS SHORT FOR "BILLIE JEAN KING"

4:02 PM  
Anonymous jarvis said...

whoa, there's another jarvis in the world besides me. this vid cracked me up.

4:43 PM  
Anonymous Captian Steve said...

I think it's a Jappanese girl. That accounts for everything: the crazy hair, the flat-chestedness, the looking like a boy, and the song. Also because it's obviously foreign and most Jappanese also speak English.

12:43 AM  
Anonymous CKash said...

so their german, of course we figured that out. bill is definetly a guy and has a *GASP* twin brother named Tom who has dreds and is also in the band. they are 17 or so years old.

i want my spooky bucks, can i trade them in for beers on tues night?

3:57 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He's not even a good singer...

10:33 AM  
Anonymous twitch said...

I hope that video is saved by someone, and in future gets played at:

A) His high school graduation
B) His wedding (or when he links himself to some sort of life partner)
C) His funeral
D) All of the above

1:33 PM  
Anonymous trendkiller said...

dude....i couldnt even watch the whole fucking thing....dunno if it was from disgust or emberassment 4 the girl....thank god the trend is largely dead in america....RIP darell

11:38 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

maybe if hes's foreign then he just doesnt know what it means. we can hope at least.

5:02 PM  
Anonymous Derek E said...

They're coming out of the closet pretty early in life these days...

1:51 AM  

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